Aphrodite: Generally, I find myself drawn to those whom I can open up to, as I’m not the exactly most socially adept person and I don’t find speaking about myself that much of an enjoyable task. I tend to like people whom I have a natural sense of ease around or am already familiar with, as those are the people with whom I can joke around without fear of accidental offense and I can safely confide my deepest thoughts, fears and feelings in.
also jawlines and nice, touchable hair and adorable grins
Hades: i guess i do???? out of all the “afterlife” explanations, rebirth makes the most sense to me. why do you think there are so fucking many mosquitoes and spiders in this world? because there were, are, and always will be huge amounts of shitty racist, homophobic and sexist people and that’s how they deserve to be reborn after they die (I’m just kidding.) I don’t believe in heaven or hell. “I do not believe you can threaten people into goodness”
do people say “bad neighborhood” for cities next to all-white high schools where the boys are getting high every day and raping girls? do they even say “bad neighborhood” for cities with large kkk meetings? or is bad neighborhood a strictly anti-black code?
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
pretty sure he loved his job he just hated the people he had to work with
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person
Apollo: favourite piece of music
Ares: opinion on war
Artemis: favourite animal and why
Athena: share a piece of wisdom
Dionysus: red, white, or rosé?
Demeter: favourite season and why
Eros: describe your crush
Hades: do you believe in life after death?
Helios: opinion on tanning
Hephaestus: do you think disability can ruin a relationship?
Hera: opinion on feminism
Hermes: last text you sent
Hestia: describe your ideal house
Pan: opinion on gay rights
Persephone: is climate change really a thing or is everyone just overreacting?
Poseidon: list three fears
Zeus: three places you want to travel to