truthhoneyandashes said: Ok, Darling: Aphrodite and Hades!

um hello!

Aphrodite: Generally, I find myself drawn to those whom I can open up to, as I’m not the exactly most socially adept person and I don’t find speaking about myself that much of an enjoyable task. I tend to like people whom I have a natural sense of ease around or am already familiar with, as those are the people with whom I can joke around without fear of accidental offense and I can safely confide my deepest thoughts, fears and feelings in.

also jawlines and nice, touchable hair and adorable grins

Hades: i guess i do???? out of all the “afterlife” explanations, rebirth makes the most sense to me. why do you think there are so fucking many mosquitoes and spiders in this world? because there were, are, and always will be huge amounts of shitty racist, homophobic and sexist people and that’s how they deserve to be reborn after they die (I’m just kidding.) I don’t believe in heaven or hell. “I do not believe you can threaten people into goodness”


minho orders a pizza




do people say “bad neighborhood” for cities next to all-white high schools where the boys are getting high every day and raping girls? do they even say “bad neighborhood” for cities with large kkk meetings? or is bad neighborhood a strictly anti-black code?







“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”


also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope


the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

pretty sure he loved his job he just hated the people he had to work with


“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

Follow up to [X]



Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person

Apollo: favourite piece of music

Ares: opinion on war

Artemis: favourite animal and why

Athena: share a piece of wisdom

Dionysus: red, white, or rosé?

Demeter: favourite season and why

Eros: describe your crush

Hades: do you believe in life after death?

Helios: opinion on tanning

Hephaestus: do you think disability can ruin a relationship?

Hera: opinion on feminism

Hermes: last text you sent

Hestia: describe your ideal house

Pan: opinion on gay rights

Persephone: is climate change really a thing or is everyone just overreacting?

Poseidon: list three fears

Zeus: three places you want to travel to